The Secretary Of Defense is the highest position and head of the Department Of Defense. The Secretary Of Defense has complete and total authority, overwatch and control of DOD. Like POTUS and VPOTUS, the Secretary Of Defense is nicknamed and codenamed, SecDef. He also has the nickname of Anal Licking Shitfuck. This was given to him after he licked the anus of the President the fucked him in his shitty asshole.